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15 very important "facts" that you should never forget.

Cute but true.....

1. At least five people in this world love you so much they would die for you.
2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.
3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you.
4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you.
5. Every night SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.
6. You mean the world to someone.
7. Without you, someone may not be living.
8. You are special and unique in your own way.
9. Someone who you don't even know exists loves you.
10. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it.
11. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look. You most likely turned your back on the world.
12. When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably won't get it. But if you believe in yourself, sooner or later, you WILL get it!
13. Always remember compliments you received and forget about the rude remarks.
14. Always tell someone how you feel about them. You will feel much better
when they know.
15. If you have a good friend, take the time to let them know that they're great.

Oath to Friends
Are you tired of all those mushy "friendship" poems that always sound good but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a "friendship" poem that really speaks to true friendship and truth itself!
Friend,
When you are sad,....I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
When you are blue,...I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
When you smile,...I'll know you finally had sex.
When you are scared,...I will rag you about it every chance I get.
When you are worried,... I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.
When you are confused,...I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.
When you are sick,...stay the hell away from me until you're well again. I don't want whatever you have.
When you fall,... I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
This is my oath,... I pledge 'til the end. Why you may ask? Because you're my friend.